Gremlin destroys Ninja

I'm in a foul mood today, mostly because my bike died yesterday morning due to dead battery. Nothing like suiting up, putting the key in the ignition, hitting the starter button and getting "clickclickclickclickclick" I stood there like an idiot for a good 5 minutes trying different combinations of choke, clutch, fuel petcock (yes, I know - Ha Ha) settings to get the thing started.

Today, I tried charging it with a trickle charger, to no avail; instead of a feisty "beep!" from the horn, I get a sad "hooooonk". The headlight couldn't even turn on - it looks like it's time for a new battery. And we were having so much fun together, too.