I can't drive

Well, at least that's what the State of California tells me. I made only one error during my driving exam, and that was coming to a stop before I turned, with no red light or stop sign. I admit I was a little confused as to whether I had to stop since I was in a school zone and there were two crosswalks, so I paused just to be safe. This unfortunately was my fatal mistake - one must never stop at the corner on an empty road for it would block traffic dangerously, AND FOR THAT THOU SHALT FAIL!!!!! Yes, my gentle readers, it was a "critical" error in bureaucratic nomenclature, and yes, I will have to endure another trip to the DMV in two more weeks, hopefully to the tune of a more friendly examiner. Maybe next time I'll leave my tie off, (I was on my way to work) it may have been perceived as a class warfare guerilla attack on the part of my examiner. On second thought, there are way too many 17 year-old kids driving Lexi in this part of town for that to be true.

Maybe I'm really that bad of a driver? Naw, the bitch just probably didn't have her coffee this morning. ;)