Britney got knocked up

As much as I disdain celebrity-worship and the constant coverage in the media, I do have a soft spot in my heart for juicy news on certain celebs. I'm sure you've all heard, but Britney Spears confirmed that she and Mr. Britney Spears (i.e. Kevin Federline) are expecting a child.

Kevin Federline is such a dawg. I wish I could be a bum and have babies with rich celebrity mommas would would have to pay ME alimony when I get divorced.