Swedish paradise

Ever see that scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton's character goes on to talk about how his pad is totally furnished top to bottom with IKEA, and where he's taking a dump and is calling IKEA with catalog orders at the same time? Yeah, that's me.
I got the MALM bed, two side two-drawer dressers, the STEFANO adjustable work chair, MIKAEL work table, SKYAR lamps, a MORKER, some LILLHOMEN, etc., etc. Oh yes, and some Swedish meatballs and a $0.99 hot dog.

I may be suffering from Swedophilia, but hell, I got a bedroom and bathroom furnished for $500.