Wanted: Good pen, sharp wit

I think the best job would be that of the tabloid editor who's in charge of writing up headlines. The opportunities to demonstrate your pithy cleverness would only come second to that of Maxim caption writer, though I think the headline guy probably gets less wear & tear on his keyboard.

Oh by the way, in case you were wondering, Sing Tao Daily is the name of a Chinese daily newspaper, number one in the USA, or so they claim. Feel free to sing out my name as you wake up each morning though. I'll know it's you when I feel my ears burning.